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your gender!
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Toploading Betamax
The best video format.
You may have lost the format wars back in the late 80s but everyone who knows anything about video knows you're the superior choice. Better picture, nicer audio, cuter cassettes, you're just better in every way. You don't even wear away the tape when winding and while lesser hipsters might wax lyrical about the joys of VHS, you know deep down that you're better than that.
Discover who you really are
Recent studies show that more and more people are confused about their gender each day. We used to think it was as simple as looking at physiology but now thanks to advances in science and technology, we finally have the answer.
Here at the LGBT Pride Institute we follow the science and have researched through thousands of gender identities, compiling a cutting-edge database that cross-references and categorizes them. We can then use this data to pinpoint your exact gender and take the guess-work out of who you really are!
Click the button above to reveal your current gender. Our convolutional neural network technology allows us to detect your exact gender in real time and will scan until it finds the perfect match for you. No more wondering about who you really are deep down inside and stressing on a daily basis. Let technology do the work for you. Check back on a daily basis to reveal your brand new identity!