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your gender!
Your current gender is:
Plastic Bag
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Drifting aimlessly in the wind, wanting to start again? Do you get caught in trees? That sure makes sense since you're a bag! Please ensure you recycle yourself when you're done and keep yourself away from children. Not that we're saying you like children, not at all that's a different gender - it's just that you could pose a risk of suffocation to them and people get so fussy about natural selection these days.
What are you today?
Recent studies show that more and more people are confused about their gender each day. We used to think it was as simple as looking at physiology but now thanks to advances in science and technology, we finally have the answer.
Here at the LGBT Pride Institute we follow the science and have researched through thousands of gender identities, compiling a cutting-edge database that cross-references and categorizes them. We can then use this data to pinpoint your exact gender and take the guess-work out of who you really are!
Click the button above to reveal your current gender. Our convolutional neural network technology allows us to detect your exact gender in real time and will scan until it finds the perfect match for you. No more wondering about who you really are deep down inside and stressing on a daily basis. Let technology do the work for you. Check back on a daily basis to reveal your brand new identity!