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your gender!
Your current gender is:
Washing Machine
Energy-efficient!
Do you like dirty clothes? Do you display an error code when foaming excessively? It would make sense because you're a washing machine! That's right. It may come as a shock to you but all this time you've been thinking you were human but you're not. You're an appliance. One that washes clothing and bedding. That's why people always look at you strangely when you go out. It's why you make those noises and vibrate sometimes for no apparent reason. Of course the real question now is do you use powder, liquid or those fancy new pod tablet things? That's up to you to decide because you're the washing machine.
What are you today?
Recent studies show that more and more people are confused about their gender each day. We used to think it was as simple as looking at physiology but now thanks to advances in science and technology, we finally have the answer.
Here at the LGBT Pride Institute we follow the science and have researched through thousands of gender identities, compiling a cutting-edge database that cross-references and categorizes them. We can then use this data to pinpoint your exact gender and take the guess-work out of who you really are!
Click the button above to reveal your current gender. Our convolutional neural network technology allows us to detect your exact gender in real time and will scan until it finds the perfect match for you. No more wondering about who you really are deep down inside and stressing on a daily basis. Let technology do the work for you. Check back on a daily basis to reveal your brand new identity!