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your gender!
Your current gender is:
Fatass
A person of size.
Bouncy. Jiggly. Slightly too fragrant in hot weather. It's enormous. The astronauts on the ISS are observing it right now with the naked eye! It's so big it needs two plane seats and it still somehow overhangs them both. It's not your fault, you were just born that way. Big-boned. It's your glands. It's not a bad thing though. In fact in African-American culture it's seen as beautiful and very desirable so anyone that doesn't love it is a racist white-supremacist bigot. Yes we use that word a lot because it's one of our favorites. And now it's going to be yours too. You big bouncing beautiful-bottomed behemoth.
Have you checked YOUR pronouns?
Recent studies show that more and more people are confused about their gender each day. We used to think it was as simple as looking at physiology but now thanks to advances in science and technology, we finally have the answer.
Here at the LGBT Pride Institute we follow the science and have researched through thousands of gender identities, compiling a cutting-edge database that cross-references and categorizes them. We can then use this data to pinpoint your exact gender and take the guess-work out of who you really are!
Click the button above to reveal your current gender. Our convolutional neural network technology allows us to detect your exact gender in real time and will scan until it finds the perfect match for you. No more wondering about who you really are deep down inside and stressing on a daily basis. Let technology do the work for you. Check back on a daily basis to reveal your brand new identity!