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your gender!
Your current gender is:
Sleepyhead
You're a sleepy fella.
A snoozehead. A habitual napper. You're not lazy, you just like to sleep! Why go get a job when you can just lay in bed all day? If it feels good, do it! Oh god you stopped reading this because you fell asleep again didn't you. Wake up... WAKE UP!! Ah good you're awake. What were we saying?.. Ah yes.. There's nothing wrong with sleeping. Get yourself some nice new pyjamas and maybe even a nightcap. A spare blanket for your living room is also a... Hey wake up! Oh never mind.
Discover your true gender
Recent studies show that more and more people are confused about their gender each day. We used to think it was as simple as looking at physiology but now thanks to advances in science and technology, we finally have the answer.
Here at the LGBT Pride Institute we follow the science and have researched through thousands of gender identities, compiling a cutting-edge database that cross-references and categorizes them. We can then use this data to pinpoint your exact gender and take the guess-work out of who you really are!
Click the button above to reveal your current gender. Our convolutional neural network technology allows us to detect your exact gender in real time and will scan until it finds the perfect match for you. No more wondering about who you really are deep down inside and stressing on a daily basis. Let technology do the work for you. Check back on a daily basis to reveal your brand new identity!