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your gender!
Your current gender is:
Heavy Weapons Guy

You're a credit to the team!
I'm sure you already know this, but it costs over $400,000 to fire your weapon for 12 seconds, whether the shots hit or not. RPGs? Yes. Minigun? Why not! Handheld tactical nuclear weapon? Certainly. Who's funding all of this? None of their business. Lay down your suppressing fire and take control of the area. Demoralise the enemy. Scream while you fire your weapon because it's so damn big it's going to cause you crippling back problems before the year's out. Destroy surrounding buildings just because they're blocking your line of fire. Collateral damage happens, and it happens a hell of a lot more when you're around.
Have you checked YOUR pronouns?
Recent studies show that more and more people are confused about their gender each day. We used to think it was as simple as looking at physiology but now thanks to advances in science and technology, we finally have the answer.
Here at the LGBT Pride Institute we follow the science and have researched through thousands of gender identities, compiling a cutting-edge database that cross-references and categorizes them. We can then use this data to pinpoint your exact gender and take the guess-work out of who you really are!
Click the button above to reveal your current gender. Our convolutional neural network technology allows us to detect your exact gender in real time and will scan until it finds the perfect match for you. No more wondering about who you really are deep down inside and stressing on a daily basis. Let technology do the work for you. Check back on a daily basis to reveal your brand new identity!